Pedal To The Metal

lazyy sundayy....

2006-08-06T00:42:00.001-07:00

Sigh…what a boring lazy Sunday…normally I would just go to bed after lunch and sleep till 5 pm and wake up to play tennis (yup that’s the fun part in the evening) hehe…I still have one assignment to do..luckily I still got a couple of days to finish it…I need to send a proposal regarding my course subject to my strict lecturer (he scolded me on the second class of his, directly in front of the soundless class, because I didn’t bring his notes, not writing anything he said, and I completely lost when he talked to me…LOL)

Yesterday I had my 1^st internship briefing by Student Industrial Internship Program regarding my internship this coming Disember. Well I still haven’t finish writing my resume yet due to my busy days…ehem. After the short briefing I quickly go to Ipoh to buy dvdrw…yeah it’s the latest one in the market… finally I own one (actually it’s my sister’s money, cos she asked me to burn a lot of stuffs here in UTP (mostly Korean movies n series), so she could bring it all back to Manchester…so now i'm burning everything i could found on the network...hehe

My friend bought a full set of Gundam model (what a waste of money IMO) and a couple of anime and games dvd, btw we don’t bother to watch any movies..(we talked and talked about many stuffs in my car..haha and the conversation somehow got into his love life….wahahahahahahahahahahahah….finally u admitted it bro…siap belikan big-mac lagi utk si dia…pity me I have to drive around ipoh looking for that mcdonald location…huhu…luckily I got some time to play tennis that evening… haha

Cheers,

Some jokes :p

2006-07-25T08:01:00.000-07:00

A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs due to very serious healthrisks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across anad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Guaranteed. Yeahright!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up andsubscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.

The next day there'sa knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him avoluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pairof Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself asa representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffingand puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After theyare through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way thiscompany does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days andthe same thing happens.

On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost10 lb. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 poundprogram. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the moststunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearingnothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me."He's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth everycramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens.

Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lostanother 20 lbs as promised.He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/ 50pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone."This is our most rigorous program.""Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds amuscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and asign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."

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One of the main reasons why in recent years the SingaporeGovernment has always ensured that their Miss Universe representativewere of tertiary level education or higher was because of the followingincident which occurred not too many years ago.It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists,Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simplequestions:

MC: The first question is :Name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances;Now, name me an animal starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance.The name of a famous car that start with "L"
Miss USA: Lexus
Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini
Miss Singapore: Lolls-Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance!Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judgesto determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter "L",they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Then with a sudden silent and all eyes & ears focusing to the lastanswer...
Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU . The Judge fainted...

LOL :D

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Ancient Chinese Torture A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out.

As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read,

"Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

Counting days

2006-07-20T09:50:00.000-07:00

I have 2 days left to enjoy my semester break. Result was out. Alhamdulillah I still manage to have a Dean’s List and so I still have the chance to go to my 3^rd ICT/BIS award & dinner night (smile). In spite of this, my pointers drop a bit which I already assume way before the examination period.

Today I went to Mahkota Parade to watch Pirate’s of The Carribean and buy some stuffs that I think would be necessary in order to survive in UTP. Although I can buy those in Ipoh, I took the chance to buy them now as it would be on my father’s wallet. Hehe. I bought new pair of shoes that I think would last me another 2 semester, and my sister did bought ‘another’ pair of shoes. I mean ‘another’ because she already bought 3 pairs on our last visit to Melaka last week.

Back from Melaka at around 5 pm, and nearly have an accident on my way back. This is due to my sister’s advice to drive faster as she complaint that I drive too slow. Luckily I manage to swerve around and reached home safely. I’ve been thinking of having a bald style haircut. It would be fun, seeing that I never have that style before. I wonder how it would affect my life in UTP as my housemates are all ‘kaki kutuk’. :p

Then again, my Chinese friend came from BeePee to send over his CPU. I need to help him bring the CPU to UTP since he’s taking a bus to Ipoh. If only my stuffs is not ‘bertimbun’, then I can surely accept him as my passenger. I always have 2 or 3 big luggage and many other thinks that I usually cramp into my car during my semester break trip and my mom would always whine about it.

However, I hope this time trip to Ipoh will be much smoother as I changed to all new Falken Ziex tyres loaded up with nitrogen gases for all sides. There should be a lot of grips and comforts IMO.

Huhu…no idea already. I will write more later, if and only if there are people read it. :)

My first blog...

2006-07-06T00:24:00.000-07:00

Assalamualaikum.

Well, this is my first official blog. I wrote once in my friendster but it’s just for the sake of having a blog there. Actually I don’t really know what I am going to write here as I am more of a frequent reader of other people’s blog (mostly from Sol’s..and yet she doesn’t believe that I read hers) rather than writing one for my own. So here it goes, At last, I’m writing one right now.

Well, my semester break this time is pretty much the same as before. I play tennis almost every evening at a local court near my house. The amount of time spent on the court is much greater compare to my last holiday, but still less compare to when I still in UTP as it’s free to play there. However, I have to stop playing for a month as I had this shoulder pain. Been icing it for a couple of days, and hope i can still crank up my serves :p . Besides that, I did other mind-numbing, uninspiring, and boring activities (thanks to Word thesaurus for these words) such as sleeping and playing pc games. Lol :D

My holiday is going to end soon. I’m going back to UTP on 23rd July as the new semester will commence the day after that, and I hope I can be more serious in everything. No more last minute projects completion and preparation for presentation. I also wants to reduce my network gaming session (hehe), concentrate more during lectures and bla bla bla. However, it seems like everything that my teammates and I complete at the very last minute is way better than some of the other groups. Don’t know why, but it works just fine for us.

I know it’s a bad habit, but IMHO, study in the last minute gives me better memorization when answering exam papers, because the knowledge is still spanking new in my mind. Well, that is my way of learning. Not suggested to anyone else. Lol :p . Result is coming out next week and I’m not hoping for a great result. I have pretty good result for the past 3 semesters and I can only hope I could sustain the Dean’s List standing. But I play a lot last semester, and the DL is fading away from me.

17 days left for me to enjoy my mom’s cooking and play with my 3 new born kittens. After this I’m going to the forsaken land of Tronoh. Driving back to UTP took me 5 hours of lonely and sleepy driving. Well this time around it’s not going to be bored as before as I just bought a new cd/mp3 player for my car. So I can listen around to my favourite tunes for 5 hours. Have you ever push your car to the limit just to see how fast it can go? You press the pedal, the speed comes in, and you just keep on pressing the gas and you can’t stop. Try it to avoid sleepiness during driving. By the way, do at your own risks. Lol :p

Well, that is all for my first official post. My family and I are going to fetch my sister at KLIA after Maghrib. I don’t know when I'm going to write the second post of my OWN blog. Haha.

Sorry for the bad grammars. I’m not at my SPM level anymore, so please bear with it.

Hehe. Till then, goodbye.